I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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