Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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