Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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