I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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