1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just want nice things and good sex
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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