Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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