Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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