last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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