you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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