How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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