Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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