After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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