Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
