She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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