My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
