I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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