I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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