vagina is talking i cant
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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