Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town