Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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