no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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