That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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