that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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