D3 body, D1 cock
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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