:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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