She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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