Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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