It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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