I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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