It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
