Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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