your thong is hanging out like whoa
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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