Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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