You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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