North Korea, Best Korea!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Drunk walkin through police station. America
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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