there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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