He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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