it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i dont even know how to be here
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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