Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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