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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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