i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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