You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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