4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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