I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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