On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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