Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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