I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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