so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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