David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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