So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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