Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
