i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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