me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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